THE BABYLON BEE IS ON A ROLL TONIGHT:

'My Healthcare Is None Of Your Business,' Says Woman Who Demands That You Pay For Her Healthcare

Biblical Age Of Accountability Raised To 30 For Millennials

Nation's Bernie Supporters Frantically Cobble Together Makeshift Rafts To Paddle To Utopian Cuba

Proud Millennial Stands By As His Dad Completes Home Improvement Project For Him

Joe Biden Claims He Is Only Human Left On Earth Not Killed By Gun Violence

Bernie Vows To Rebuild Berlin Wall

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