SELECTIVE SERVICE WEBSITE CRASHES as young America fears being drafted into the Army after the death of Qasem Soleimani.

[A] draft for an 18-25 year-old could conceivably cramp a young adult’s style. There’s not much in the way of Instagram-worthy stuff in the middle of a desert or on a ship in the middle of an ocean. There’s not enough time in the day to play video games. And, well, SnapChat is a bit of a security risk when you are in the sandbox. So, yes, I can understand why a generation is thinking doomsday is upon them and crashing the Selective Service servers.

What they fail to understand is that the military doesn't want them.