OFF ON A GENDER-BENDER: "Today’s entirely predictable and un-satirizable headline comes from the Puffington Host: “Nadine Schweigert, North Dakota Woman, ‘Marries Herself,’ Opens Up About Self-Marriage.” The only questions here are: what took us so long, and will the IRS allow an additional dependent exemption on the Form 1040?"

This almost makes me glad I'm retired.