HE'S ONLY ALLOWED to pardon two turkeys on Thanksgiving.

IT HASN'T EVEN [OFFICIALLY] STARTED YET: White House reporters already ‘exhausted’ by second Trump administration.

NAME THEM, shame them. If someone must be terrified, better it be the government 'leadership' and its apparatchiks than the people.

WHAT POLITICAL GROUP is best represented by this definition?

Fascism: A system of government marked by (a) centralization of authority under a dictator, (b) a capitalist economy subject to stringent governmental controls, (c) violent suppression of the opposition, (d) a policy of belligerent nationalism and (e) racism.

Progressive Democrats or MAGA Republicans?

KIM JUNG UN'S [SELF-APPOINTED] NORTH KOREAN AMBASSADOR TO THE UNITED STATES: Professor praises North Korea, argues country advances socialist revolution.

NOT MUCH: What's left of the Democrats.

Look at the charts and try to tell me that all that remains of Democrats isn't self-entitled rich kids....

WOKE IS DEAD: "[T]he country is tired of wokeness and having it shoved down our throats."

Or at the very least, dying. Well deserved.

AND MUSK WILL WIN: California declares war on Elon Musk.

To the betterment of California.