JOY! Irrational exuberance soars to new levels.

Two words: Joy Reid.

ID'S FOR ME, just not for thee.

THE EUROPEAN UNION threatens Elon Musk.

Musk responds: Pound sand. [There's plenty in the Middle East.]

SO? IT'S NOT HER MONEY: Kamala's minimum-wage plan could cost $2 billion.

DOUBLE STANDARDS ARE THE BEST STANDARDS because you get twice as many.

Wasn't it Groucho Marx who said something on the order that if you wanted a different set of principles, he had others? Why yes, yes he did.

CRAZY IS THEIR NORMAL. Biden’s return to ‘normalcy’ brought us crazy instead — like Sam Brinton.

STOP FUSSING and unleash the full power of persuasion.

I'm not looking forward to it, but based on Day 1 of the Democrat convention, I rather expect to see some post-birth abortions before it ends.

BLUE ON BLUE: Racism is alive and well in the minds of the progressives.

My tribe is more important than your tribe ... “all tribes animals are equal, but some tribes animals are more equal than others.” (George Orwell, 1945)

WHY THINGS DON'T WORK ANYMORE: Our crisis of institutional competence.

AMMO GRRRLL: Dog-paddling in the slough of despond.

NEWS FROM DAY 1 OF THE DNC:

Next up, Day 2.

I needed that: Tugboat.

THIS ONE TIME, I'll give Planned Parenthood a thumbs-up.

Planned Parenthood Great Rivers (PPGR) ... has deployed its "mobile health clinic" to Chicago to coincide with the DNC convention currently underway. There, it will busy itself preventing radical leftists from reproducing.

For once, they're doing things right.

PRESSTITUTE? Who is Kamala Harris?

That's works for me....