MR. MAGOO? Which classic comedy character is Biden most like?

SO MAYBE BIDEN SHOULD HAVE HIS HEAD EXAMINED. RFK Jr says parasite ate part of his brain.

Make that all Democrats....

NO WONDER DEMOCRATS LOVE THEM: Double standards are the best standards because you get twice as many of them.

PAINTER TEACHES PRO-HAMAS 'PROTESTERS' a hilarious and valuable lesson after they try to block him.

YES! YES, YES: College anti-Israel agitators could be sent to Gaza under new House GOP bill.

Wishful thinking, I know, but on the bright side Hamas would no longer need innocent Palestinians for cannon fodder....

YOU'LL NEVER GUESS what Victorinox is removing from its iconic Swiss Army knife.

I'll take a stab at it -- the knife.

[And yes, sarcasm is intended.]

THIS NEEDS TO STOP: but will it?

CONFIRMED: Nearly half of the [anti-semite/Hamas] protesters are not students or faculty.

NEARLY? Only nearly?

GET WOKE, GO BROKE: CEO says he would hire protesters.

And ... what goes around comes around (and bites back). Hims & Hers CEO walks back praise for anti-Israel protesters after stock drops.

TRUMP RELEASES SOARING CAMPAIGN AD honoring UNC fraternity brothers who protected the U.S. flag.

IT APPEARS THAT TDS IS EXPLODING IN THE 'DERANGEES' FACES ... Trump classified documents trial has been postponed indefinitely.

Couldn't happen to a better class of people.

Stormy Weather — [NY judge Juan] Merchan no longer biggest sleazebag in his courtroom.

I disagree; he's still Sleazebag #1 since we've known about Stormy Daniels for years....