VOTE EARLY, VOTE OFTEN WINS ELECTIONS: This explains the lack of a red wave more than anything else.

AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD: Republican Party staves off red wave.

INCLUDING ITSELF: If Disney can kill Indiana Jones, Disney can kill anything.

AND ALL SWIRLING DOWN THE TOILET BOWL: Democrats won full government control in these states.

AS THE TOILET BOWL FILLS: Will the Left coast turn right?

Not until it's flushed....