THERE THEY GO AGAIN, reporting the news in advance.

RANDOM THOUGHT: NewSpeak for 'fake but accurate' is now 'factually X but morally Y'.

THE DIPLOMAD ON BIDEN'S FIRST (ONLY?) PRESS CONFERENCE: "Biden is a joke, a cruel one, and the punchline comes at the expense of America and the West."

THEY BETTER HURRY: Service stations begin widening signs in preparation for higher gas prices.

IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE SATIRE, NOT THE NARRATIVE: Media now claims shooter was factually arab, but morally white.

Yes, it's America's News of Record being prescient again.

SOUNDS LIKE A PERSONAL PROBLEM TO ME: View host feels like a hostage to all those law abiding gun owners.

Has she thought about seeing a psychiatrist?

SHARPTON TO MANCHIN AND SINEMA: If you support the filibuster, I’ll hold town halls in your states accusing you of racism.

So the filibuster is racist?

NEVER MIND: Kamala Harris on gun control via executive order.