I VOTE FOR "Give him a medal."

LET'S HOPE HE STARTS AT THE TOP: Mayor Bill De Blasio plans 22,000 layoffs, as people flee New York City in droves.

Preferably with himself....

RIP VAN BIDEN ARISES FROM A SHORT SUMMER NAP: "If you thought the Republican convention was good, just wait 'til we have our convention!"

Yes, of course it's America's news of record.