HEADLINE FROM THE BABYLON BEE: "Trump Wins Another Democrat Debate".

I TRIED TO WATCH the New Hampshire Democrat debate, but wound up tuning out. Every time I tuned in it was either "RACISM! RACISM! RACISM!" or "You're too stupid to take care of yourself/your children".

If you're into seeing what others like me thought, go here and scroll down (it's in reverse chronological order). It'll give you the flavor of the 'debate' without the torture of actually having to listen to the clowns.

BECAUSE IT'S ALL THEY HAVE. Why is the academy such a cesspit of racism and hate?

SENATOR TIM SCOTT just gave America a much-needed lecture about fairness. And the Left is shouting "La! La! La!" with their hands tightly covering their ears.

HEY, BERNIE, I thought you believed in resdistribution.

A LIBERAL gets Trump’s SOTU address.

Even stopped clocks....

THE MORNING BRIEFING: It's starting to feel like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is a Republican plant.

'Plant' I can agree with; she has the IQ of a vegetable.

GOOD FOR HER: Betsy DeVos will personally fund scholarship Trump awarded to fourth-grader at the State of the Union.

SARAH HOYT on Pierre Delecto. She's right, but I beat her to the conclusion.

THE DIPLOMAD TO DEMOCRATS: "Keep barking, keep barking. Eventually the dog catcher will get you . . . "

NON SEQUITUR explains Twitter.

I think my gorillas in a zoo post of a few years back was accurate...

CAN PRESIDENT TRUMP write an executive order forcing Nancy Pelosi and Adam Schiff to wear dunce caps when Congress is in session?

And don't forget Jerrold Nadler....

Click on the link and enjoy the rest of the snark.

SO VERY, VERY TRUE: Democrats' total failure and utter humiliation delights all real Americans.

What does it say about the Democrat presidential candidates when Beto the Furry drops out and the level of stupidity/insanity actually increases?

HEH: Women in white.

YOU HAD TO KNOW THIS WAS COMING. It's Trumps fault: Bumbling Iowa Democrats find new target to blame for caucus fiasco - Trump supporters.