TRUMP VS. THE CRAZIES: If the Democrats win on the shutdown, the rest of America will know what it's like to live in California.

Been there. Done that. Didn't like it. Moved back to a sane world.

NEW YORK CITY MAYOR MARXIST announces plans to seize private property.

If you live or work in NYC, start making plans to get out ASAP.

IT'S WHAT PROGRESSIVE MORONS DO: [Soon-to-be-former] Sheriff Scott Israel gets suspended, blames NRA, then whines about false narratives.

So ... 'false narrative' is NewSpeak for 'fact'?

HOW ON EARTH DO YOU NAVIGATE a flat Earth cruise around the world?

TOXIC MASCULINITY isn't what it used to be.

HMM: WWW I German submarine unearthed (again) in northern France.

SAN DIEGO TV STATION KUSI: schools CNN on reality that border walls work. But, but ... it's the narrative, stupid!

RELATED: All the news that's fit to bury.

KURT SCHLICHTER: Apocalypse Ruth.

A suggestion for RBG: Retire. Rest. Live.