THANK GOD our long national nightmare is finally over.

A BOYCOTT? WHAT BOYCOTT? Democrat who demanded In-N-Out boycott now claims it’s not happening.

THE RED HEN GOT WOKE, Lexington got broke. “'For a town our size, it (the bad press) was a significant impact,' Patty Williams, the director of marketing, told the Roanoke Times."

Heh.

NIKE MAKES substantial in-kind contribution to Trump 2020 campaign.

HARD TO BELIEVE: Harvard hired Elizabeth Warren on merit alone.

Yes, it's satire. It's Scrappleface.

Update: Who to believe? Scrappleface, or CBS/ABC/The Boston Globe?

MILITARY LIGHTNING.

SO ASK ME IF I GIVE A CRAP: MSNBC anchor Katy Tur is angry at you.

FOR THE MEDIA, the only good Republican is a dead one.

Well, they're Leftists with press credentials....

"ONE OF TRUMP’S MAJOR ACCOMPLISHMENTS has been to reveal the lack of civic virtue and self-control across our elite institutions." Click and see why.

BOOM TIMES? Maybe.

But not if it means giving up control....