TRUMP-VOTING DEMOCRATS are delighted in Ohio. Off-air, I'll bet CNN's newsers really got their knickers in a twist.

IN THE UNITED STATES: Christianity isn't shrinking, it's growing stronger. Living where I do, I find the assertion believable.

TREVOR NOAH: continuing proof that the Left is inherently racist.

DAN RATHER: tanned, rested, and ready to report Leftist 'reality'.

LIBERALS can't help going Nazi. Greg Poops. What an appropriate name....

What? It's Proops? Oh, sorry....

CNN'S JIM ACOSTA: putting the 'me' in media.

HARSH WORDS: "Democrats who stand in our way will be complicit in every murder committed by illegal immigrants."

But true ones.

IT SEEMS THE DNC CHAIR really hates his job. It would be more accurate to leave off the last two words.