ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT POLITICS:
If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. --Jay Leno

The problem with political jokes is they get elected. --Henry Cate, VII

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. --Aesop

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union speeches, there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven. --Will Rogers

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. Nikita Khrushchev

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it. --Clarence Darrow

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. --John Quinton

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. --Author unknown

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. --Oscar Ameringer

I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them. --Adlai Stevenson, 1952

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. --Tex Guinan

I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. --Charles de Gaulle

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. --Doug Larson

There ought to be one day--just one--when there is open season on Congressmen.
--Will Rogers
From my email.
THE CHALKENING:



Obviously the government needs to institute 'assault chalk' control.

Seen first at Instapundit. Thanks!
DON'T LET anyone tell you Hillary Clinton accomplished nothing while in the Senate. In my book, 'accomplishing nothing' is laudatory given the mess(es) our Congress has gotten us into.
AL SHARPTON might 'get out of here' if Trump wins. Why is it that all those liberals threatening to leave if [...whatever...] always threaten to go to Canada and never Mexico? Could it be that there is a border with Mexico, and not one with Canada?
CAN'T WE ALL GET ALONG? In a Republican debate, Kasich calls for 'more tolerance for one another'. It sounded good as a debate talking point, but it's just another case of liberal bullies punishing the innocent for the sins of the guilty.

We can no longer tolerate bullies; we must fight back.
QUOTATIONS from Chairman Barry. Our Narcissist-in-Chief is mad at the media for giving another narcissist too much attention....
U.S. GOVERNMENT moves to close the gender wage gap. So men who identify as women earn less than women who identify as men? Oh, never mind; it's the oft-discredited 78% canard again....

I used to think better of IEEE.
NEWS FROM THE MASSACHUSETTS PRIMARY: Why this Reagan conservative voted for Bernie.

My question for the Trump-haters is this: Could he possibly be worse for America than the current occupant of the White House? Or either of the losers who hope to succeed him?
WHITE HOUSE slashed NYC terror funding to punish Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-NY): 'Nice little city you've got there, Senator. Be a pity if it got blown up....'
SELF-DRIVING CARS: An AI (artificial intelligence) can legally be defined as a car's driver. So who gets sued when the AI causes an accident?