AHEAD OF THE CURVE? Once, maybe, but not any more.

POPULAR MECHANICS: the (unofficial) state cars of America. None of my cars made the list....

GO HOME. Go home now.

HEARD ON WTOP RADIO: Without medical breakthroughs, dementia will double every 20 years.

Not to worry, the breakthrough has already happened: it's called ObamaCare. Dying early and often will 'cure' Alzheimer's.

IT WAS NECESSARY to destroy the environment in order to save it.

It worked in Viet Nam....

THE PATIENT DIED, but the doctor's doing just fine …