TRUMP APPEALS TO RACISTS. I'm surprised to find that I'm a racist. I'm not surprised to find that Gary Johnson is an idiot.

IMMIGRATION AND CUSTOMS ENFORCEMENT: some 1,800 illegal immigrants released by "sanctuary cities" last year were charged with 7,500 new crimes, including rape and child sex abuse.

But other than that, everything is copacetic.

YOUR TAXPAYER DOLLARS AT WORK: The National Institutes of Health has spent a total of $3.5 million to research why 75 percent of lesbians are obese.

As you read the article, note that there are no results described, just a 'health concern' (for homosexual males) that requires another $700,000 grant.

FROM MY EXPERIENCE, the same is true of progressives.