UH, ALAN, ever heard of Tim Scott? Grayson is white - and Jewish. Does that make him better than white and Christian?

Time for another Bugs Bunny award....

JONAH GOLDBERG: A win for the jihadists.

DO LIBERALS actually believe in the right to offend? Yes. Their right. Not yours.

EZEKIEL J. EMANUEL: Skip your annual physical. Wait a minute ... isn't this the guy who was a prime mover in the development of ObamaCare, which requires insurance companies to pay for a 'free' annual physical?

On a scale of one to five, this guy deserves ten (10!) Bugs Bunnies.

GRAY LADY DOWN: "[T]he [New York] Times is a daily "Saved By the Bell" rerun, bereft of functional grownups. No wonder the paper is incapable of sanely reporting on the news of the week in Paris. And no wonder it sees such kindred juvenile spirits in the current occupants of the White House."

HATE TO FLY? It's your fault.

HOW GREAT IS TEXAS? Agriculture Commissioner Sid Miller will grant massive amnesty — to classroom cupcakes.

NannyCrats, you're not welcome in Texas.

AVIATION WEEK: The debate about the future of human spaceflight. My take? Studies are low risk; action isn't. That means -- fortunately or unfortunately, depending on your political leanings -- that manned space is destined to progress via commercial enterprise.

MOST AMERICANS oppose ground troops against Islamic State. Read the demographics carefully; 'most Americans' are Democrats.

HEALTH & HUMAN SERVICESS EXECUTIVES DOING GOOD -- for the airlines, flying first class around the world.

DEMOCRATS WILL TRY to put the Republicans on the record about human-caused climate change. Based on my interpretation of the results of this political quiz, I think they'll fail spectacularly.

OBAMA: Don't buy a gas guzzler. He'll take care of the problem of low gas prices by raising taxes.

BEST COMMENT OF THE DAY: "I just treat the global warming, er, climate change fanatics like I treat anyone else who needs to be spoken to slowly and communicated with in Crayon."

THE NEW YORK TIMES shows its true colors.

MORE: If 'the pen is mightier than the sword', isn't this the journalistic equivalent of Islamic jihad?

IF THE [GLOBAL WARMING] DATA DOESN'T MATCH THE PREDICTIONS, then the data must be wrong.

POWERLINE'S WEEK IN PICTURES, Charlie Hebdo edition. I agree with this:

But these two are my favorites:

There are many more. Go visit.

MORE OLD PEOPLE means a “dementia plague.” But you needn't worry -- ObamaCare's 'death panels' will take care of it.

SO WHAT'S NEW? NBC omits 'under God' from the Pledge of Allegiance again.

NANNYCRATS & DEMOCRATS (but I repeat myself) snuff out another perk of adulthood.

DON SURBER: Democrat civil war (over ObamaCare).

The Democratic Caucus in the Senate is splintering. Only 44 senators admit to being a Democrat, the lowest number in decades. The party's leader is acting more juvenile by the day.

The petulance of this irresponsible, immature and incompetent man -- who wastes his mornings watching ESPN -- is an embarrassment for the Democratic Party, which it should wear for the decades that follow. May he live long so that he can remind the people of what socialism looks like.

Yes, it's time to replace Jimmy Carter as the worst ex-President ever.