FOX 411: Oprah’s neighbors inconvenienced by Michelle Obama’s visit. But it's okay; they're just little people.

NOT REALLY NEWS: Even Alan Grayson's wife can't stand him.

RISK FACTOR: HealthCare.gov operating without a safety net. Do tell.

ALSO AMUSING: For What It's Worth: HealthCare.gov Prime Contractor Has Top Software Process Credentials. Every once in a while, bureaucrats need to be reminded that the real world is not the Wizard of Oz -- a credential is no substitute for a brain.

NBC NEWS: "We SUC". (And how dare you 'little people' at Fox News mock us.)

GLOBAL WARMING releases trapped icebreakers.

IS THERE ANYTHING the Left doesn't want to regulate?

OBAMA ADMINISTRATION ENCOURAGES GLOBAL WARMING: EPA proposes restrictions for new wood stoves.

Or more realistically, because it wants the 'little Americans' to freeze in the dark.

OBAMA ADMINISTRATION ENCOURAGES GLOBAL WARMING: EPA proposes restrictions for new wood stoves.

Or more realistically, because it wants the 'little Americans' to freeze in the dark.

GOVERNMENT WARNING: This product has been known to cause conservatism, libertarianism, And rugged individualism.

All things loathed by progressives.

TAKE TWO: What? You're not going to pay for my ObamaCare?