GLENN REYNOLDS: the GOP should give the Democrats what they want (suitably modified, of course).

IT ONLY TOOK Dana Milbank 4 years to figure out the blindingly obvious.

FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE

Money cannot buy happiness, but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.

Forgive your enemy, but remember the asshole's name.

If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them.

Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.

The fourth rule should be repealed....

AND SENIORS THOUGHT AARP was fighting for them....

LET'S TEACH fantasy, not facts: Hurricane Sandy a Result of 'Massive Theft of Atmospheric Commons'.

AMERICA'S CHOICE: learned helplessness or earned opportunity. Did I miss something, or didn't America vote for learned helplessness November 6?

BE CAREFUL what you ask for. You may get it.

SAN BERNADINO to its citizens: lock & load. In my case, consider it done.

THOMAS SOWELL: Fiscal Cliff Notes.

"CALIFORNIA'S PUSH to add wind and solar energy to its existing power grid could saddle ratepayers with soaring electrical bills and despoil the state's environmental resources." Bring it on. As unlikely as it sounds, maybe -- just maybe -- the state will learn something.

READ MY LIPS -- more new taxes.

BRING ON THE CAMERAS and show Americans what idiots they elected.

LET'S TEACH fantasy, not facts: Hurricane Sandy a Result of 'Massive Theft of Atmospheric Commons'.

THE GRINCH who stole Christmas Winter Holiday.