Wednesday, April 22, 2015

AND FINALLY, Happy Earth Day, hypocrisy edition.
EARTH DAY, when Earth-firsters mourn the loss of the planet: "Environmentalism is a faith without joy, a religion lacking hope of redemption."
MY GOODNESS, now I'm anti-climate. It mustn't be long now till I'll be declared 'anti-weather'. The comments are great (which is why I linked). I have only begun to read them all, but my tentative favorite is this: "Jonathan Chait. Putting the "twit" in Twitter."
JEFF JACOBY: Death or life for Tsarnaev? Frankly my preference is for life without parole, simply because I think the death penalty is too light a sentence.
WHAT'S EATING OUR GALAXIES? Mysterious 'supervoid' in space is missing around 10,000 galaxies.

It's only about 3 billion light years away so we needn't worry just yet.
EMBOLDENED GREEN GROUPS bullish on 2016. No, they're not. They're scared shitless.
FUNNY, ISN'T IT, that tax scofflaws always seem to be of the liberal persuasion?
COSMIC FART: Europe's Rosetta probe has caught its comet quarry in the act of producing a huge jet of gas and dust.
IN HONOR OF EARTH DAY, last week I pulled out my fossil-fuel powered chain saw and destroyed some native habitat in order to assure an adequate supply of fuel for my wood-burning stove to use while it emits copious amounts of evil particulate matter into the pristine atmosphere next winter.

This morning, I drove my 13-mpg fossil-fuel powered pickup truck to the environmentally insensitive hardware store to buy a couple of hundred pounds of non-organic, native-vegetation-killing fertilizer to spread over my lawn and be washed down river to foul the Chesapeake bay watershed in order to force the non-native vegetation to grow high enough so that I can use my fossil-fuel powered lawn tractor to cut it back to an even height.

Next week I plan to continue honoring the planet by continue my destruction of native vegetation until I have a sufficient supply to bring in some more fossil-fuel powered equipment to further transform the native vegetation into pre-fossil fuel usable by my wood stove.

Then I will rest....
HAS WHITE PRIVILEGE gone extraterrestrial? New images of Ceres show more mysterious white spots.
MORE EARTH DAY: "I’ll believe it’s a crisis when the people who keep telling me it’s a crisis start acting like it’s a crisis."
DRONE PHOTOS of some of the most beautiful places on Earth. Idiots environmentalists may disagree, but these are also part of Earth.
IT'S EARTH DAY! Fuel up Air Farce Force One.