Sunday, December 21, 2014

FRUITS OF THE POISONOUS TREE: It’s going to get ugly in New York.
A CHRISTMAS PRESENT courtesy of ObamaCare.

The gift that keeps on giving taking.
ERIC HOLDER: Crossdressing is protected under Federal law.


Kiddies, meet your new kindergarten teacher....
OBAMA SIGNS BROAD ISRAEL PARTNERSHIP BILL, but vows to ‘interpret’ according to his policy. Why does he bother to veto bills, when he intends to enforce only those parts that please him?
THE COST OFADMINISTRATIVE GOVERNMENT OVERHEAD: The decline of the independent doctor.
NRO's JIM GERAGHTY on shouting "Fire!" in a crowded theater.
LIBERALS' LAMENT.
THE RAND/RUBIO 'FIGHT': Paul is losing.
POWERLINE'S cancel the Interview week in pictures is up. My favorite is obviously the "Is there anything duct tape can't do?" one.


But I also liked this comment by Steven Hayward on President Obama's final 2014 press conference:
Most observers thought he was confusing Franco with the Baltimore Ravens QB, but I think Obama had “flaccid” on his mind, since it describes his response.
Perhaps Hans & Franz from the State Farm insurance commercials could be brought in to
'pump him up'.
TWEET OF THE DAY: “We cannot have a society in which some dictator someplace can start imposing censorship here in the US.” - B. Obama
SO WHERE ARE THEY? If you were a 'superintelligent machine', why would you bother with mere humans?
OBAMA TAKES QUESTIONS only from female reporters [at his final 2014 press conference]. As opposed to the usual eunuchs.

No need for 'comfyballs' in the White House press room.
ON OBAMA'S END-OF-YEAR PRESS CONFERENCE: "It’s not surprising that Obama doesn’t welcome the Republican-controlled Congress arriving in January. It is a bit surprising how little he thinks it matters."
PIPELINE PUSHBACK: Obama claims Keystone would benefit Canada more than the U.S. So? Is that any way to treat a friend?
FROM MY EMAIL: Lessons in management.

Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.

Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel..'

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'

'It was Bob the next door neighbor,' she replies. 'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'

Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Lesson 2: A priest offered a nun a lift.

She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.

The priest nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg..

The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest removed his hand but, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'

Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

Lesson 3: A sales rep, an administrative clerk, and their manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.

They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish."

"Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. "'I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world."

Puff! She's gone.

"Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life."

Puff! He's gone.

"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."

Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.

Lesson 4: An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.

A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"
The eagle answered: "Sure, why not."

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson 5:

A turkey was chatting with a bull.

"I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree" sighed the turkey "but I haven't got the energy."

"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.


And finally, my favorite lesson, because it has multiple morals:

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.

While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.

The dung was actually thawing him out!

He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story:

(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend..
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
GRUBER'S OBAMACARE: Adding chocolate to the Ex-Lax.

I remember chocolate Ex-Lax. Sh*t tasted better.
BECAUSE OF FRAUD in Medicare and Medicaid, Uncle Sam is now the biggest illicit drug dealer in the country.

Surprised? I'm not.
PRIVACY & SAFETY CONCERNS: Americans skeptical of commercial drones. Personally I think the privacy and safety concerns are overblown. But I also think that commercial market for drones is overblown as well -- at least until drone traffic can be fully automated into some kind of airway traffic structure. And that's still a ways off.