Monday, September 01, 2014

HAVING SOLVED ALL THE WORLD'S OTHER PROBLEMS, Obama to fix your dishwasher. What, the Maytag man is too busy?
PROBLEMS: Florida reports huge drop in ObamaCare enrollment. Here in Virginia, my opthamologist has chosen to self-insure and pay the 'penalty' rather than sign up on the federal exchange.

My opthamologist is smart.
THERE'S A REASON why you never put your finger on the trigger unless the weapon is pointed at the target and you're ready to fire.
RANDOM THOUGHTS from the retirement lane: President Obama should take a cue from actor Victor Mature: "I am not a President and I've got 5-1/2 years of experience to prove it."

Apologies to Mature, of whose films I have fond memories.
SEN. TED CRUZ: bomb the Islamic State 'back to the Stone Age'. They're already there -- just take away their modern toys and let 'em rot.
TEAR DOWN THOSE WALLS! The roof will remain standing. (Well, it does in my reality world. The rainbows & unicorns hold it up....)