Wednesday, March 12, 2014

BREAKING:


Creatures that are spineless, brainless, and willing to attack anything that even touches them are proof that evolution does not necessarily improve the species.

WHY SHOULD REPUBLICANS SEEK TO REPEAL OBAMACARE? For all practical purposes, President Obama is doing it himself.
OBAMA TO YOUNG PEOPLE: If you can’t afford my healthplan, just cancel your cell and your cable.

Sign up now and NSA will provide you with a free ObamaPhone (that can never be turned off) and a subscription to ObamaTV will be provided at no added cost....

UPDATE: The White House responds, and gets shot down again.