Thursday, September 05, 2013

WHO'S THE TERRORIST?



Your government at work....
PRINT TO ORDER: How 3-D Printing Might Revolutionize Amazon's Same-Day Delivery.
WEAKNESS: Vladimir Putin taunts Obama over Syria.
DEER TRAIL (CO) SPONSOR of ordinance requiring the town to issue to issue drone-hunting licenses has already sold more than 60 of his own licenses online.
OBAMA ADMINISTRATION: We're going to start a war that's not a war after a delay that will make the strikes more ineffective in order to define a strategic goal that we're unaware of.

If you understand that statement, you belong in the Obama administration.
OBAMA: Now that I've painted myself into a corner, it's not my red line.
BIG WINNERS OF OBAMACARE: investors, lawyers, consultants, tech experts.

Losers: the little people who will be saddled with lousy healthcare and the taxpayers who will be forced to pay for it.
ONE MORE REASON to watch what you post on the internet.

But what the hell, I'm already unemployed retired.
DAVID IGNATIUS: The Syrian deus ex machina. You know, I'm really beginning to wonder if Vladimir Putin doesn't feel sorry for that poor dumb f cluck we installed as President of the United States....
FROM MY EMAIL: a thought on guns.
Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my Stevens 320 (a shotgun) right in the doorway.

I gave it 5 shells and left it alone and went about my business.

While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the trash man picked up the trash, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few of my neighbors drove past the house.

After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was still sitting there, right where I had left it. It hadn't killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had been presented with to do so.

In fact, it hadn't even loaded itself!

You can imagine my surprise, with all the media hype about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people.

Either the media is wrong, and it is the misuse of guns by PEOPLE that kills people, or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world.
I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people fat....
THE LATEST HOLLOWOOD* HIT:

*Not a misspelling.

Note the finger on the trigger, six-gun pointed directly at the head of his transportation to the presidency.
NOT YET A TOURIST ATTRACTION: Greenland has its own Grand Canyon deep under ice.
BARACK OBAMA: A Truly Great Phony. I don't know about 'great', but 'phony' is well-established, and even beginning to be recognized by the Left who elected him.
SCANDAL? WHAT SCANDAL?
Bob: “Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?”

Jim: "You mean about the setting up of Seal Team 6?"

Bob: "No, the other one.

Jim: “You mean the Mexican gun running?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “The State Dept. lying about Benghazi?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “The IRS targeting conservatives?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “The DOJ spying on the press?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, e-mails and everything else?”

Bob: “No, the other one”

Jim: “The State Dept. interfering with an IG investigation on dept. sexual misconduct?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “HHS employees being given insider information on Medicare Advantage?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Clinton, the IRS, Clapper & Holder all lying to Congress?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “I give up! …Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65 million uninformed ignorant voters stuck us again with the most corrupt administration in American history?!?”

Bob: “THAT’S THE ONE!!!
From my email.