NEWS YOU CAN USE: The Daily Currant “reported” on Monday that Sarah Palin has decided to accept a position at the Kennedy School of Government at Harvard where she will teach four courses over the next three years, including:

• John Locke and the State of Exception: Extrajudicial Executive Action In the Age of Terror
• The Evolutionary Psychology of The Welfare State
• Pascal, Chateaubriand and The Modern U.S. Evangelical Movement
• The Geopolitics of Arctic Hydrocarbon Resource Development

According to a Palin spokesperson, the Currant said, “The governor was ‘thrilled’ to be working at Harvard, and hoped to bring a little ‘Wasilla main street’ to the Ivy Towers of America's most venerated university.”

It's satire, people.