Tuesday, July 24, 2012

DOES THE OLD RALLYING CRY "Guns don't kill people. People kill people" hold up to philosophical scrutiny? Probably not, since at best (liberal) philosophy has only a marginal correlation with physical reality.
WORLD'S SHORTEST BOOKS:

MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS
By Tiger Woods
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
By Jane Fonda, Cindy Sheehan & Michelle Obama
Illustrated by Michael Moore
Foreword by George Soros
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
By "The Rev" Jesse Jackson & "The Rev" Al Sharpton
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
By Hillary Clinton
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
By Bill Gates
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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
By Dennis Rodman
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
By Al Gore & John Kerry
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GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
By Amelia Earhart
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HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST
By Dr. Jack Kevorkian
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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE
By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
By Mike Tyson
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
By O. J. Simpson & Casey Anthony
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
By Ted Kennedy
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By Bill Clinton
Introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson
Foreword by Tiger Woods with John Edwards
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HOW TO WIN A SUPERBOWL
By The Buffalo Bills
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MY COMPLETE KNOWLEDGE OF MILITARY STRATEGY
By Nancy Pelosi

And the shortest book of them all ....
THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
By Barack Obama
From my email.
THEY'LL TURN US ALL INTO BEGGARS 'CAUSE THEY'RE EASIER TO PLEASE. Gold in Them Thar Hills, But EPA Won't Let 'Em Dig.
AS IF IT WEREN'T OBVIOUS: White House appears to be responsible for some leaks of classified information. Dianne Feinstein may be a Democrat, but she's a national security Democrat and not a political expediency one.