Friday, January 01, 2010

SOME POLITICIANS 'acted stupidly' in 2009. Is there any other way?
IT APPLIES to cats, too.

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365. His meals are provided at no cost to him. He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this, he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him. He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep. If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely free. He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head: Holy S##t!!!

My dog is a Democrat!
And since we have three cats, the wife and I are constantly outvoted.

From Don Surber's email.
NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS for all Americans.

I'll be happy if America keeps only one: "Elect people who aren’t complete morons."