Saturday, December 12, 2009

ON THE LIGHTER SIDE

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
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America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
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Q: Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
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Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
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Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
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Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
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PRESENT COMPANY EXCEPTED, OF COURSE: "’The whole world needs to adopt China's one-child policy,’ writes Canadian journalist Diane Francis, mother of two.”

Thinking is clearly foreign to the Politically Correct.