Wednesday, September 20, 2006

T-6 HOURS AND COUNTING ....

Packed and ready -- three bags full, and I could have gotten all my clothes into less than half of a single bag. What was I thinking about, bringing all the extra "stuff?"

I feel like a racehorse at the starting gate -- all ready to go, and the gate won't open.

Friday, September 15, 2006

THE LIBERAL CASE FOR BRIBERY AND CORRUPTION

In The liberal case for pork, Bradford Plumer argues that “without pork, activist government [emphasis added] would wither and die.” In my (admittedly conservative) view, that statement alone is sufficient to make the case against pork.

But wait, there’s more. Plumer again:

Any big-government program on the progressive wish list will likely prove even more difficult to pass [without pork] .... Single-payer health care? Card check for unions? Reductions in carbon emissions? It won't get done without an orgy of earmarks to entice the inevitable skeptics in Congress. That won't be pretty, but if the price of, say, universal insurance is a bit of borderline corruption here and there, it's a tradeoff worth making.
So just add bribery and corruption to the list of tools the Democrats are willing to use to advance their “progressive” agenda.

Read the whole thing – and weep for America.

Monday, September 11, 2006

THE NEW YORK TIMES WANTS ME

To subscribe, that is. They'd have a much better chance if they had my name correct on the solicitation.

THE PATH TO 9/11

After watching both segments of The Path to 9/11 (ABC), I’m left with mixed feelings. As a docudrama, it struck me as being neither good documentary nor good drama, yet it remained oddly compelling.

It was the “cowboy western” component that made it neither good documentary nor good drama: the main characters all wore either white hats (O’Neill, Massoud, Clark,the CIA agent, FBI agent Colleen Rowley) or black hats (Berger, Albright, the American Ambassador to Yemen, Rice) that destroyed the essential “grayness” of terrorism.

Two elements struck me as compelling. One was the linkage of all the terror acts that preceeded the 9/11 attacks; the other was the bureaucratic ineptness and sensitivity to “process.”

Oversensitivity to process is, to me, the key takeaway from The Path to 9/11. As someone who has worked in the defense industry for years, I’ve seen entirely too much “process” in lieu of progress. The bureaucratic need to not step on another’s turf, to check - and recheck - with everyone who might possibly have an interest, to never offend any agency’s sensibilities, and to cover one’s a--, uh six, at all times means that nothing ever gets done until it proves to be too late.

Best quotes -

Massoud: "Are there any men left in Washington, or are they all cowards?"

Clark: "War is about killing the enemy and destroying his property. It's not about sitting around in a conference room and covering your own asses."

With respect to any lasting political impact, I think I have to take my cue from Instapundit - the Democrats indulged “their instinct for the capillary” in protesting. For me, The Path to 9/11 is an indictment of both parties, and the Democrat protest serves only to remind the viewers of, for example, Sandy Berger’s theft and destruction of classified documents from the National Archives. Why they would want to remind viewers of the very events that tend to support the parts they are protesting is beyond me.

My view: if there is any lesson to be learned from The Path to 9/11, it can be found in this quotation from a Heinlein juvenile (Double Star) that I read 40-something years ago:

“Take sides! Always take sides! You will sometimes be wrong – but the man who refuses to take sides must always be wrong! Heaven save us from the poltroons who fear to make a choice. Let us stand up and be counted.”

SEPTEMBER 11, 2006


My flag is flying.

Is yours?

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

MINIMUM PERFORMANCE REQUIREMENTS (for Systems Engineers)

Since I’m now less than two weeks from my departure date, I thought I should spend a little time comparing my performance so far to the minimum standards to see how I shape up.

Able to slow down from a dead stop

If taking 2 steps back for every step forward counts, I’m doing fine.

Able to add 1 and 1 to get the required estimate

Easy - the proof is in my checkbook balance.

Is self-impacting
I love beating my head against a wall - it feels so good when I quit. And it burns 150 calories an hour!

Capable of justifying the irrational, unreasonable, or incorrect
Just look at my resume.

Is self-defeating
Hmm ... I may have to work on this one.

Able to pursue multi-random directions simultaneously
Easy, I can turn on a dime and leave 9 cents change.

Capable of coping with, and following, infinite misdirections
Not a problem - I can do this alone. No outside help needed.

Able to consistently overcome success
So far, so good, but accidents happen.

Able to build mountains of fantasy from molehills of non-viable facts
Trivial. Mt. Everest is small by comparison to the mountains of fantasy I create every day.

Looks like I’m mostly ready - a little more work on becoming fully self-defeating, but I’ve got some time to master that before I leave.

JAN’S VW DIDN’T CRASH

Day by Day by Chris Muir is a long-time favorite of mine. I hate to mess up a good story line (start here; then go forward three or four days), but Jan’s VW didn’t crash - I saw it on southbound I-395 as I left work yesterday. It had to have been Jan’s; there was the “we love the world” license plate holder, a PETA sticker, and a bumper sticker touting the anti-war Democratic candidate for Senate.

Sorry, Chris, the police must have picked up the cell phone somewhere else.

CATBLOGGING - GETTING READY FOR WORK

Shadow and Daisy prepare for another long day at work. So little time, so many things to do: move rugs, climb drapes, knock over pictures, annoy the dogs, guard the stairs, ....

NEWS YOU CAN USE

Heard on WTOP radio (FM 103.5 in Washington DC) yesterday: "Fat people eat more." Wow. What a blinding insight ....

The lead was apparently an intro to this bit of "interpreted" research, which is another thinly disguised attack on the fast food industry. Will the nanny-staters ever give up?

Sunday, September 03, 2006

AFFORDABLE HOUSING AND KELO

Location, location, location – the mantra of the housing market. When I moved to the Washington DC metro area, the general rule of thumb was that the price of the same house would increase about $10,000 for each mile closer it was to the city center. A $100,000 house 60 miles away would be a $500,000 house at 20 miles, and so on.

Affordable housing – a big political football here in DC and its environs - in cities is a physical impossibility without subsidies, and location is the reason. It’s not the cost of the house that makes it unaffordable; it’s the cost of the location.

The solution to problem of creating affordable housing is obvious – Kelo. If, as the Supreme Court affirmed, a government entity can exercise eminent domain and provide the property to a private company in order to increase the local tax base, as the city of New London did in Kelo, then it follows that a government entity can also exercise eminent domain to reduce its tax base.

So all the city need do is to exercise it’s eminent domain rights in a section of the city, declare that area to be a no-development zone, and voila! – instant affordable housing.

It’s not as outlandish an idea as it sounds. The city would condemn the property, buy it at its fair market value, and then resell it to the original owners at a drastically discounted price with the caveat that the property can only be maintained, never improved, and that the essential nature of the neighborhood be maintained. Two bedroom, 1 bath bungalows must remain two bedroom, one bath bungalows; apartment houses must remain apartment houses; commercial buildings with mom-and-pop stores must remain commercial buildings with mom-and-pop stores.

Is it a subsidy? Sure, but a one-time subsidy not to be repeated. Would it work? Ask Susette Kelo. She might still be living in her home.

UPDATE: Matthew J. Parlow, a law professor at Chapman University addresses Kelo - and affordable housing. Worth a read.

Friday, September 01, 2006

ANALYSIS ENGINES - A RANT

After attending a two-day Analysis IPR, or “in-process review” for those not familiar with the acronym, I’m annoyed and frustrated. The greatest analysis engine that has ever existed is the 3-lb lump of grey matter behind the eyes and between the ears, yet most attendees use it to drive their vocal chords instead.

I know I’m being over the top here; even a bit unfair, since the questions being asked aren’t easy to analyze, and the available data is chaotic, incomplete, and possibly even irrelevant. But polling (trend analysis in this case) doesn’t answer the questions being asked. It can’t; at its best, trend analysis can indicate correlation, but not causation.

What is needed is for the participants to quit using those analysis engines as vocal chord drivers and instead give some hard-headed thought to what effects can or should occur given the input changes being made. (That’s called hypothesis formulation, by the way.)

Then give an equal amount of thought to what measurements need to be made to either prove or disprove the hypothesis. That includes making sure that the measurements can in fact be made. I remember some years back a colleague of mine developed a brilliant analytic solution to a geolocation problem we had been working for years. His mathematical solution was complete, correct, and absolutely spot-on. But in order to do the mathematics, he had to structure the problem is such a way that the input estimation variables needed were not physically realizable. Meaning that the solution could never be tested, since the data needed to test his solution could never be measured. Back to the drawing board ....

Finally give another equal amount of thought about how to acquire the data. That means ignoring the mass of existing data until it can be shown to contain the relevant data. Then - and only then - begin to look at that mass of chaotic, incomplete, and possibly irrelevant data that’s been collected for every purpose except yours.

Here’s an analogy. The current analytic process is akin to taking three 1000-piece jigsaw puzzles, mixing them together, turning over every piece until only the backs show, putting them together, and only then turning the three completed puzzles over to see the pictures.

Did I mention that I’m annoyed and frustrated?

MISSILE DEFENSE SUCCESS?

Not good news for North Korea and Iran ....

Air Force Lieutenant General Henry “Trey” Obering III, Missile Defense Agency (MDA) director, announced today it has successfully completed an important exercise and flight test involving the launch of an improved ground-based interceptor missile designed to protect the United States against a limited long-range ballistic missile attack.

The interceptor missile was launched at 10:39 am PDT (1: 39 pm EDT) from the Ronald W. Reagan Missile Defense Site, located at Vandenberg Air Force Base, Calif. For this exercise, a threat-representative target missile was launched from the Kodiak Launch Complex, Kodiak, Alaska.

Although not a primary objective for the data collection flight test, an intercept of the target warhead was achieved.


Since the intercept was not a primary objective of the test flight, we’ll have to wait and see if the test was really successful. Nevertheless, the fact that an intercept occurred indicates that the basic engineering problems are pretty well under control.

OPEN MOUTH, INSERT FOOT

In his Washington Times commentary “The Rumsfeld horripilation” R. Emmett Tyrrell, Jr. was doing just fine defending Mr. Rumsfeld until the ninth paragraph:
Is the thing possible? Do the likes of Mr. Reid and Mrs. Pelosi think we are no better than the Iranian Islamofascists who whoop it up for suicide bombers and are governed by a zany who looks like an eternal graduate student from one of our cow colleges?
As a graduate (BS, 1968; MS, 1973; PhD, 1978) of a “cow college,” I don’t know whether to demand an apology of Mr. Tyrrell or Ms. Pelosi and Mr. Reid, but I want to assure all three that an Iranian Islamofascist would have an easier time graduating with honors from Harvard or Yale than he would gaining admission to my alma mater).